OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. News alert: I am slightly intoxicated. But! Intoxicated for a good reason: I GOT A JOB OFFER THIS AFTERNOON. That's right. From the company I mentioned last week where I messed up the assessment test so badly? Apparently everyone else was way dumber than me - as I got the job, as in - I did better than everyone else. OH YEAH. It pays - are you ready for this - $8k more than what I made at my old job. EIGHT THOUSAND MORE A YEAR.
Now is the time when I laugh and laugh and laugh at my former employer who laid me off via very SKETCHY circumstances and where I stand PROUD with my INTEGRITY intact, making MORE MONEY than I did for my former company. AWESOME TIMES A HUNDRED. I get to buy brand new living room furniture now, as per one of my husband's empty (so he thought) promises. I am the luckiest girl in all the land. It's true. I said it yesterday but it bears repeating: TOTES AMAZEBALLS.
SO HAPPY. So, incredibly, you don't even REALIZE happy right now. Yay me. Yay life. Yay new job. OH MAN. I am awesome.